Obsessed With The Palmers

Obsessed With The Enfield Horror

This episode we talk about our favorite 3 legged cryptid. Or probably the only 3 legged cryptid. A creature so peculiar and distinct that literally no one is talking about it, but it wasn't always that way. Find out what kind of creature gripped a whole town and had its citizens jumping at shadows. Abominable swamp sluts, need not inquire further. 

Obsessed With Lake Monsters

This episode Caitlin tells us about various lake monsters, such as Ogopogo, Rocky, Champ, and the Lake Ripley Monster. Bring some sage and tobacco unless you have a least favorite nephew to spare and jump on in. Certainly nothing bad has ever happened in a lake before.

Mini Obsession: Lights Over New Jersey

This is our first Mini Obsession! A (supposedly) shorter form content where we talk about more current things that pertain to our particular weird. This one ran a little long and came closer to a full episode runtime than originally intended but we don't know when to shut up. This time we are talking about the strange lights that have appeared in the New Jersey nighttime sky. Are they aliens? Is it just friggin planes? We don't have the answers, but you can listen to us talk about it all the same. 

 

Be back Wednesday with a full length episode of normal content. Whatever normal means.

 

Info discussed in this episode is taken from various news outlets such as Forbes and NBC News as well as good old Wikipedia. 

Oops! I ripped my guts and now we'll be late

This is just saying we aren't going to be posting a new episode this Wednesday because I had to have surgery, but we will release a mini episode this weekend and then a full episode as normal the following week. 

Obsessed With The Manticore

Find out about one of the most terrifying mythological creatures, imagined by only the darkest minds. A creature with 3 sets of teeth, a terrible tail, and a gigantic ass. Tales tell that he once ate a whole guy, turns out that guy was you. Listen to the tale of the manticore. I wonder if anyone ever wrote a song about the manticore?

 

Enjoy this once lost episode. We got it just for you, for Christmas. Happy Holidays.

 

Special thanks for to freesound.org users: xkeril, jay_mar, Kyle's, and farcatid for the use of their Foley work

Christmas with OWTP 2024

This is an old episode we found in the attic, dusted off, and brought downstairs just for you. The wailing howls of "He who lurks amongst the rafters" could not stop us from bringing you this seasonal episode where we talk about Krampus, The Yule Lads+Cat, and The Mari Lwyd. Happy holidays, for whatever it is you celebrate during the winter solstice, and as a gift we have found for you an episode we once thought lost. Unfortunately it will have to sit underneath the tree until next week. Don't worry, we poked holes in the box.

Obsessed With The Abita Mystery House

This week we take you on a journey to a magical place. The swampy ass of southern Louisiana. We took a tour of the Abita Mystery House and now you can too, come with us and learn the dark and arcane secrets the mystery house holds under lock and key. Inside you'll find creatures you've only ever dreamed of and oddities that call back for you by name, but there's only one way out and its the same way you got in. 

Obsessed With The Beast of Gévaudan

This week Caitlin tells us about the Beast of Gévaudan, a french dog monster that terrorized the countryside and ate a whole lot of peasants. Arm yourself with silver bullets and plenty of cows if you plan on hunting this fella, and dressing up like a pretty girl wouldn't hurt it just might not help either.